Homestuck Butt Headcanons

Handling all your butt headcanons.

gossipdave:

spotted

my bro saying hes ascended the butt tier to become a true hero of butt. a plush of rump

which i think you all should know is completely

totally

true

five out of five stars bro youre everything i hope to be sometimes i cry myself to sleep at night because ill never be as good as my bro but thats a different story

no homo

xoxo gossip dave

Thank you, Dave. Maybe if you cry enough, one day you will have a choice ass, or even a honky tonk badonkadonk.